Christmas,and A Year Into Blogging

It's Christmas Eve again,and it's also a year since I started this blog.It's been a crazy year since starting college,and making new friends,and all the random stuff that's ensued.It's also snowing!!!!!For once we get a white Xmas in a long time.It's totally awesome!

Tron

I saw Tron yesterday,and it was pretty good.We were originally going to see Unstoppable,but 2 people weren't there,so we changed our minds.My group was at the mall for awhile,and had fun at Toys 'R Us.When we were on the way to the movies,it was me,and 3 guys in the car,and had interesting conversations.It was fun though.After the movies,a few of us went bowling,and I ended up not going to bed till 4am,and today I had my explorer christmas party,and I got to ride in the bucket on the ladder truck.We also had a disoriented firefighter demo just before I left.At bowling,me,and a few friends pretty much had a dance party 1/2 the time.

The Weekend

This weekend was so much fun.I saw HP7 part 1 on Friday,which was awesome.Saturday,I went to the mall with some friends,and got some Christmas shopping done,and filmed a video.It was great.

Last Night

Last night I ended up going trick or treating around my neighborhood,then around another friends' neighbrhood,and went over to a friends' house till about 12:15.I went as Cuddy from House.I didn't get a whole lot of candy though.At this friends' house,it was just 3 of us,and we ended up sitting around talking for 3 hours outside.It was cold.

Halloween

Yesterday I went to Frightfest,and it was awesome!!We all got flash passes for the last 3 hours,and it was nice,and I got another cape.Now it's halloween,and I have no idea what I'm doing at all.

This Is Halloween

It's almost halloween,and I'm not sure what I'm doing on Halloween just yet.What I do know is that 2 friends had their 21st birthdays in the last week,and now just 1 more 18th birthday this week.

Tips On Being A Healthy Ninja

1.Ray can't fit in my doorway!!
2.I work at UPS.
3.1 must study the ways of Nicolas Cage in The Sorcerers Apprentice.
4.Get up,go out,me,and all my friends.Drink up,fall down,and we do it all again!!Just sittin' around,hangin' out this afternoon.
5.Hey,you guys!
6.I throw my hands up in the air sometimes,sayin' AYO,gotta let go.I want to celebrate,and live my life,sayin' AYO,baby let go!
7.I want to be a billionaire,so frickin' bad.Buy all of the things I never had.
8.We're goin' out tonight,to see the southeren lights,take everything we want,drink everything in sight.We're goin' till the world stops turnin' while the world stops turnin' while the we burn it to the ground tonight.
9.All the right friends in all the right places,so yeah,we're going down.
10.Tell me what you want to hear,I'm going to give all my secrets away.
11.I am in misery.
12.Run through the halls screaming.
13.Don't get caught by that nasty pirate...Arrg!
14.Ninja stars are NOT toys.I don't want to remove another 1 from my butt.
15.If you can't spell ninja,then you can't be one.n....i.....j....a....
16.Knowing history is irrelevent.Samurais are from China.

Things To Do On the 1st Day of School

Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the teacher makes by waving it and saying, "Quite right,old bean!"
Wear X-Ray Specs.Every few minutes,ask the teacher to focus the overhead projector.
Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
Sit in the front,and color in your textbook.
When the teacher calls your name in roll,respond, "that's my name,don't wear it out!"
Introduce yourself to the class as the master of the pan flute.
Give the teacher a copy of The Watchtower.Ask him where his soul would go if he died tomorrow.
Wear earmuffs.Every few minutes,ask the teacher to speak louder.
Squint thoughtfully while giving the teacher strange looks.In the middle of lecture,tell him he looks familiar and ask whether he was ever in an episode of Starsky and Hutch.
Ask whether the 1st chapter will be on the test.If the teacher says no,rip the pages out of your book.
Become entranced with your physics lecture,and declare your intention to pursue a career in measurements and units.
Sing your questions.
When the teacher calls roll,after each name scream "THAT'S ME!Oh,no,sorry."
Insist in a southern drawl that your name really is Wuchen Li.If you actually are chinese,insist that your name's Vladimir Fernandez O'Reilly.
Speak only in rhymes and hum the Underdog theme.
Page through the textbook scratching each picture,and sniffing it.
Wear your pajamas.Pretend not to notice that you've done so.
Hold up a piece of paper that says in large letters CHECK YOUR FLY.
Inform the class that you're Belgian royalty,and have a friend bang cymbals together whenever your name's spoken.
Stare continually at the teachers crotch.Occassionally lick your lips.
Address the professor as "your excellency."
Sit in the front,sniff suspiciously,and ask the teacher if he's been drinking.
Shout "WOW!" after every sentence of the lecture.
Bring a mirror,and spend the lecture writing Bible verses on your face.
Ask whether you have to come to class.
Present the professor with a large fruit basket.
Bring a "seeing eye rooster" to class.
Feign an unintelligible accent and repeatedly ask,Vet ozzle haffen dee henvay?Become aggitated when the teacher can't understand you.
Relive your junior high days by leaving chalk stuffed in the chalkbord erasers.
Watch the professor through binoculars.
Start a "mexican wave" in a large lecture hall.
Ask to introduce your invisible friend in the empty seat beside you,and ask for 1 extra copy of each handout.
When the teacher turns on his laser pointer,scream "AGH!MY EYES!"
Correct the teacher at least 10x on the pronunciation of your name,even if it's Smith.Claim that the 'i' is silent.
Sit in the front row reading the teachers graduate thesis and snickering.
As soon as the 1st bell rings,volunteer to put a problem on the board.Ignore the teachers reply and proceed to do so anyway.
Claim that you wrote the class text book.
Claim to be the teaching assistant.If the real 1 objects,jump up and scream "IMPOSTER!"
Spend the lecture blowing kisses to other students.
Every few minutes,take a sheet of notebook paper,write signup sheet at the top,and start passing it around the room.
Stand to ask questions.Bow deeply before taking your seat after the teacher answers.
Wear a cape with a big S on it.Inform classmates that the S stands for stud.
Interrupt every few minutes to ask the teacher, "can you spell that?"
Disassemble your pen. "Accidentally" propel pieces across the room while playing with the spring.Go on furtive expeditions to retrieve the pieces.Repeat.
Wink at the professor every few minutes.
In the middle of lecture,ask your teacher whether he believes in ghosts.
Laugh heartily at everything the teacher says.Snort when you laugh.
Wear a black hooded cloak to class and ring a bell.
Ask your math teacher to pull the roll chart above the blakboard of ancient greek trade routes down farther because you can't see Macedonia.

Dads' Rules

Rule 1:If you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package,because you're not picking anything up.
Rule 2:Don't touch my daughter in front of me.You may glance at her so long as you don't peer at anything below her neck.If you can't keep your eyes or hands off my daughters' body.I will remove them.
Rule 3:I'm aware that it's considered fashionable for boys your age to wear their pants so loosely that they appear to be falling off their hops.Please don't take this as an insult,but you,and all your friends are complete idiots.I want to be fair and open minded about this issue,so I propose this compromise.You may come to the door with your underwear showing and your pants 10 sizes too big,but I won't object.However,in order to ensure your clothes don't come off during the course of your date with my daughter,I'll take my eletric nail gun and fasten your pants securely in place to your waist.
Rule 4:I'm sure you've been told that in todays world,sex is utilizing a "barrier method" of some kind can kill you.Let me elaborate.When it comes to sex,I'm the barrier,and I will kill you.
Rule 5:It's usually understood that in order for us to get to know each other,we should talk about sports,politics,and other issues of the day.Please don't do this.The only info I require from you is an indication of when you expect to have my daughter safely back at my house,and the only word I need from you on this subject is early.
Rule 6:I have no doubt you're a popular guy,many opportunities to date other girls.This is fine with me as long as it's ok with my daughter.Otherwise,once you've gone out with my little girl,you'll continue to date noone but her until she's finished with you.If you make her cry,I'll make you cry.
Rule 7:As you stand in my front hallway,waiting for my daughter to appear,and more than an hour goes by,don't sigh,and fidget.If you want to be on time for the movie,you shouldn't be dating.My daughter is putting on her makeup,a process that can take longer then painting the Golden Gate Bridge.Instead of just standing there,why don't you do something useful,like changing the oil in my car?
Rule 8: The following places aren't appropriate for a date with my daughter:Places where there are beds,sofas,or anything softer then a wooden stool.Places where there's darkness.Places were there's dancing,holding hands,or happiness.Places where the temperature's warm enough to introduce my daughter to wear shorts,tank tops,midrifts,or anything but overalls,a sweater,and a goose down parka zipped up to her neck.Movies with strong romantic or sexual themes are to be avoided;movies that have chainsaws are ok.Hockey games are ok.Old folks homes are better.
Rule 9:Don't lie to me.I may appear to be a potbelled,balding,middle-aged,dimwitted has-been.But on issues relating to my daughter,I'm the all-knowing,merciless God of your universe.If I ask where you're going and with who,you have 1 chance to tell me the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth.I have a rifle with me.
Rule 10:Be afraid.Be very afraid.It takes very little for me to mistake the sound of your car in the driveway as a chopper coming over a rice paddy near Hanoi.When my agent orange starts acting up,the voices in my head frequently tell me to clean the guns as I wait for you to bring my daughter home.As soon as you pull into the driveway you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.Speak the perimeter password,announce in a clear voice you've brought my daughter home safely,and early,then return to your car.There's no need for you to come in.The camouflaged face at the window is fine.

Chuck Norris Facts

If you spell Chuck Norris is scrabble,you win.forever. Chuck Norris can play Xbox live on a Sega Genesis. When playing Monopoly with Chuck Norris,you don't pass go,and you don't collect $200.You'll be lucky if you make it out alive. The Grim Reaper carries a scythe to protect himself from Chuck Norris.It won't work. A test group tested a new Chuck Norris game for Xbox kinect.Noone survived. Chuck Norris doesn't need a twitter.He's already following you. If a tree falls in the forest,does anyone hear it?Yes.Chuck Norris hears it.Chuck Norris can hear everything. Chuck Norris once walked in a minefield.Nothing happened. Lays chips claims noone can eat just 1.Wrong.Chuck Norris ate 1,laughed,then ate a whole bag of Doritos. Chuck Norris can not only smell your fear,but also detects your dread,panic,and abject horror. Chuck Norris.....actually,there isn't an app for that. Chuck Norris isn't politically correct.He's just correct.Always. Never forget to capitalize Chuck Norris' name.You'll end up as small,and bent as the letters you write. The 1st rule of Chuck Norris is:You don't talk about Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has never received an electric bill.He powers everything with his rage. Chuck Norris doesn't read,he just stares at the book until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books,the words assemble themselves out of fear. Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breathe. Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune.The last 29 minutes were spent in awkward silence waiting for the wheel to stop spinning. Chuck Norris killed his living room.It's now just "the room." Chuck Norris doesn't own a house.He walks into random houses,and people move. The A-Team is for people who can't afford Chuck Norris. Note to self:Don't be the cashier to tell Chuck Norris his coupons have expired. The best burglar alarm is a picture of Chuck Norris outside your front door. What time is it when Chuck Norris knocks on your door?Time to die.

Friends,and Enemies

This semester is awkward because me,and a former friend is of an enemy,and I won't be shocked if she manipulates another friend to hate me.I'll be hurt by it,but it won't shock me at all.If I would've stayed friends with her,it would've been bad,and I wouldn't go out hardly ever,and when her boyfriend comes back,I would just be pushed away so she can hang out with him 24/7.

So Anyways...

Alot has happened over the last couple weeks.The last weekend of last month I went on a camping trip with a few friends,which was fun,and over the 4th I went to the same place we went camping at since a friend owns some property.When returning from the camping trip,it was originally going to be 3 out of the 4,including me,that went on the trip,but 1 kept complaining to go home,and then it ended up being just me,and another friend that went because another 1 went home because of tooth pain,so we ended up walking around the mall,and went to see How To Train Your Dragon.Then,boy,did we get angry the next day because we found out the friend that kept complaining to go home ended up going out with his now current girlfriend.I did find out a friend has a crush on me.It was an awkward conversation with him when I 1st found out,and then another friend asked me if I liked him,and I know he got put up to it because guys don't say it was my idea he likes you,no,guys don't think like that,girls do.

Pointfest

Pointfest was yesterday,and it was so much fun!I got hit in the face by a crowdsurfer,and it messed up my glasses.1 of my friends fixed it enough to where it was straight,but it's still loose on that side.I even got a picture with the guitarist from Janus,walked,and talked with him,and even shook his hand!!!It was awesome!We ended up leaving after Three Days Grace played Break because we didn't want to hit all the traffic,and ended up going to main street for an hour,and talked.3dg was the last band to play anyway.It was so hard to walk out of the gate where Hollywood Undead played because it was so packed.It was still so fun,and awesome!

I Hate Nachos!

I officially hate nachos,and taco meat!I had to deal with it for 5 hours at work,and I don't think I can ever eat taco meat or nachos again!After work,I ended up going to a friend's house for a sleepover along with another friend.It was awesome.We ended up going to Walgreens,Walmart at 1 in the morning,went back to her house,sat around for a little bit,and 2 of us went to Shop 'N Save at 3 in the morning to meet up with another friend,and ended going to his house to watch Ghost Rider.We didn't even make it through the movie because it was 5 am,and sunrise.Everyone's reaction was like,holy crap it's dawn!I'm pretty sure he crashed after we left,but we ended up going back to the original house for a couple hours,and leaving at 7 am from her house to go back to our own houses.I'm only running on 4 hours of sleep right now because I was starting to crash before I even left to go back home,and people kept calling me,and waking me up.All nighters are always awesome with friends.

This Weekend,and Week

This weekend should be a blast!And at least I'm starting to get over the pain of last Tuesday,thanks to Burn It To The Ground by Nickelback,and I'm On A Boat by The Lonely Island.It's going to be a real great weekend.Last night I went to a party,and Friday night was cosmic bowling,and Steak N Shake till 2 in the morning.Plus the rest of the week was entertaining because I got to go to the City Museum for the 1st time in 2 years,and saw Letters To Juliet,which was your stereotypical romantic movie,and Six Flags on Tuesday.I don't even remember what I did Monday,but I know I did something.

Tonight

Tonight I saw The Nightmare on Elm Street with a friend,and boy was it interesting.The movie was good,especially if you're a fan of blood,and Freddy Krueger.After that,it turned into a very interesting night.I went over to a friends house,and we ended up talking for an hour.It was interesting.

Dewmocracy

This round of dewmocracy is between Distortion,White Out,and Typhoon.I've tried all 3,and I like Typhoon.When I tried White Out,it tasted just like regular Mountain Dew except it was white,and I could smell the orange in it,but I couldn't taste it,the other 2 I can taste the different flavoring in it as well as the flavor of regular.I can also smell the flavorings in it.Which flavor do you like best?

Nickelback Concert

Yesterday was that Nickelback concert,and it was awesome!Shinedown,Breaking Benjamin,and Sick Puppies were there too.I got Tri-polar for $15,and got a free poster,and live EP for buying the cd.Sick Puppies were out signing stuff after their set,and Nickelbacks' set,and I almost got them to sign it before thy disappeared!I was so freaking close!The concert lasted 5 hours even though Sick Puppies,the 1st band out,played only 3 or 4 songs.When they got done with their last song,they were only on for 15 minutes.Breaking Benjamin,and Shinedown played 5-7 songs,and were on for an hour.Nickelback was on for like 3 hours.Plus me,and the friends I was with stayed in a hotel for the night,and we didn't really get alot of sleep.We also rode the metrolink.We had pizza at 1 in the morning from Imo's,and there were alot of people that went to the concert that were staying in the hotel,and ordered pizza.We talked alot of the time,went swimming,and walked around our floor in a loop 18x.The concert was a blast.

Top 10 Reason To Join Swagbucks

There are the top 10 reaons why you should join swagucks.
1.Free stuff.(Who doesn't like free stuff?)
2.Earning bucks just for searching.(Why not get something for searching for stuff?)
3.Earn bucks for trading in phones,and video games.
4.Earn bucks for referring friends.
5.You can get free stuf from your favorite band or sports team.
6.Swagstakes!
7.Complete offers for more bucks!
8.You can hunt for codes.
9.Earn bucks for shopping online.
10.The web's premier digital dollar!
Here's my referral link: http://www.swagbucks.com/refer/musicislife

Superhero Movie

About a month ago I saw Superhero Movie for the 1st time.It was at least a little more decent,and funnier then Epic,Date,and Disaster Movie,and Meet The Spartans because it's not all irrelevant,random jokes or burp,fart,or disgusting jokes.It also at least had a more coherent plotline as well.I also got a new purse at Hot Topic.It's awesome.

Social Networking

Hardly anybody is on Myspace anymore.If people are still on it,they don't sign in very often anymore.I've heard alot of people saying "Myspace is so 2005."They're right,it is.I remember the days when EVERYBODY had Myspace,and nobody had Facebook.Now it's completly shifted the other way.Who's going to take over as the thing when Facebook starts getting a slower growth rate?Twitter?Twitter is ok,but not great since it's only a mini-blogging site,and has limited characters.The only thing it's good for is status updates.

Apocalyptica

Apocalyptica announced the new title for their new album about a month ago.It's called The 7th Sympthony.Makes sense since it's their 7th album,and they play cellos,and 1 drummer.I can't wait!I want to see just them in concert,if they would schedule 1 here.I saw them once at the September '08 pointfest,which was epic.

Jesse The Lion

Apparantly on Swagbucks you can own a lion,but there are conditions,like enough room,feeding him,and obviously releasing the site from damage caused by Jesse.He's still wild(obviously),but apparantly he's mostly a good natured lion.This lion costs 1,500,000 swagbucks.If you have that many swagbucks to spend,then you can pretty much get anything,and everything off the site if you wanted to.He's also only available in North America,and no,I'm not including Central America.They're not shipping Jesse to Europe because of the tax policy there, but still,even if you could really redeem a lion,it'd be a little difficult.Somebody apparantly did redeem it though,so now we know at least 1 person who has over 1,000,000 swagbucks.

Spyro:Year Of The Dragon

I am trying so hard to try,and find Spyro:Year Of The Dragon for the Playstation.It is an awesome game,but I'm sad because I don't own it. :( It's going to be hard to find though.If anywhere,Slackers is going to be my best chance since they still sell games for older systems instead of just the new ones,but they're also more expensive too.

It's Been Awhile

So anyways,it's been awhile since I've last posted,and not a whole lot's been going on other then last week was spring break,and I went to the zoo with friends for the 1st time in a long time.Gas dropped to $2.55 today too.Plus,on Friday,I only have 2 classes instead of the usual 3.It's awesome since that class is my last 1 on MWF.So I get to go home early.YAY!

Warmth!

So anyways,the weather's finally warm enough to wear shorts again.Yay!!!!!!I'm happy because I like shorts better then pants.Other then that,gas prices are $2.69 for unleaded.THAT'S COMPLETLY INSANE!!!!!!That's also the highest I've ever seen gas.And the fact that I have a creepy guy after me who I now know it's better not to date him.Like I was ever truly interested in him beyond a friend.I was only interested in him to get another chick mad.

Happy Birthday Swagbucks!!!!!

Swagbucks is 2 years old today,and the new site launched.Also,bucks,andprices multiplied by 10,and you can win more then you used to.I just hope that tomorrow I can redeem something tomorrow to make both sites super awesome,not that Swagbucks isn't super awesome as it is.

Working Womens' Survival Show

This weekend was the working womens' survival show.It was fun.I got perfume samples,and found a good energy drink that's healthy,and a company that makes everything from recycled materials.I also found a good singer.I had alot of fun at the show.

Names I Used To Have

List of names of when I used to have Myspace.
ecstacy laced dreams
dream filled realities
coke flavored nightmares
hollywood filmed horrors

Snow Day

Today I had a snow day from math.It was awesome.I had fun sledding,and playing God Of War 2 which I need to exchange because the screen blanks out after a certain point.I've already tried seeing if the cords were messed up,but it's not the cords because it keeps blacking out at the same exact point.I can still hear the game,but no picture.It can still react when I pull out the controller,and open the cover.It's really frustrating,and annoying.

Nickelback

I'm going to see Nickelback on April 23rd.It's gonna be awesome.Espically since Shinedown,Breaking Benjamin,and Sick Puppies are going to be there.Sick Puppies are awesome live,and Nickelback's awesome too.Chad Kroeger has an amazing sense of humor.I don't remember how good Shinedown is since I missed them at Pointfest last year,but I did get to see Apocalyptica there:)Papa Roach is good too.Saving Abel is ok,and Hinder isn't that good.I can't wait till the concert though.

Gas Station

Today I ran into my english composition teacher literally just after class got out.It was weird.This was a time span of no more then 15 minutes after class ended.

Randoms

2 weeks till Valentines Day.I finally got an email today that my lottery card to take the physical to get into the fire academy was drawn,so I need to start working out again,and wait for another email so I know when to take my test to get in.The 3rd time's the charm because this was the 3rd time I tried to get in to the academy from lottery drawings because self-sponsered students have a lower priority then for-hires.Out of 166 people,and 35 spots,I just barely got it.It's going to be tough because I got to do 5 things in under 7 minutes,in full gear.I've also started playing God Of War 2.

Community College So Far

So college started,and there's not a whole lot of homework yet,but then again I'm not taking alot of classes either.I'm only taking about 5 total.1 being required.2 of my teachers are awesome.Espically my intro to psychology teacher who's super funny.My english composition teacher is just super awesome.Then again my college orientation teacher is pretty laid-back as well,and tells awesome stories.It makes me sad because I can't play video games as often anymore,and I have to get used to waking up again,even though only 3 days a week,and not as early as high school.All my classes are pretty much close together too.3 of them are in 1 building on 1 side of campus.(All in 1 day,so at least I don't have to walk from 1 side of campus to the other each class)I at least have a 1 hour break,and then 1 other building on the same day,but the class I have before break has me walking from 1 side of campus to the other side to get to the cafeteria.Then halfway between there is my last class.Tues/Thursday isn't that bad because I get to sleep in another 3 hours,and go to class in the afternoon.At least community college is a little more forgiving then an actual college or university because a D doesn't completly kill your GPA,and you can get your lowest test score erased.This semester should be awesome.

Pros,and Cons of the Superpoints Network

Pros

• You can get alot more prizes,if not better prizes then swagbucks.Like cars,and more gift cards,and more electronics.
• You can earn more points in more ways.
• The higher your account level,the more advantages you have.

Cons

• To get FULL advantage,you have to pay.
• They require a home number.
• It's way too difficult to earn points.

My Birthday

Today's my birthday!!!!!Nothing's really happened other then studying even though it's Friday.I may see Avatar with a friend tomorrow.At least it's something.

25 Things Learned In High School

1.All popular people have the same handwriting.
2.There is always 1 teacher who's always in a bad mood
3.Theres always 1 teacher that everyone hates that never misses school.
4.Either 1,or all of your friends will do something like drugs or cutting,and parade around like they're proud of it.
5.There are 4 main groups:prep,jock,rocker/punk,and freaks.
6.The popular people can eat,and eat,and eat,and never gain a pound.
7.Saying hello to a teacher is known as "sucking up".
8.People change,for better and for worse.
9.Whether you know it or not,you're labeled.
10.Class is always too long and any time you're having fun,its too short.
11.Teachers are allowed to break rules and call people stupid,but students aren't.
12.Progress reports always come out the day before a dance or an important social event.
13.1 day,someone IS going to wear the same thing as you.
14.There's always 1 teacher who only likes the popular people.
15.Guys are so hot/cute.
16.Guys SUCK.
17.2 girls and 2 guys always switch back and forth between dating.
18.Everyone says they want to make more friends and meet new people,but groups aren't very accepting of newcomers.
19.Whatever doesn't kill you,makes you want to die.
20.Every guy sends mixed signals.
21.Most people wear the same brand/style/clothes.
22.A teachers most favorite thing to do is humiliate you in front of the class.
23.Most smart people are ugly.
24.Most dumb people look good.
25.The "little things" impact you the most.

Prison vs. School

in prison:you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
in school:you spend most of your time in a desk that sticks to your butt.

in prison:you get 3 meals a day.
in school:you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

in prison:you get time off for good behavior.
in school:you get rewarded for good behavior by being called the teacher's pet.

in prison:a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
in school:you get locked out of your classroom from the inside.

in prison:you can watch TV and play games.
in school:you get detention for playing games.

in prison:you get your own toilet.
in school:you have to share and wait your turn in line.

in prison:they allow your family and friends to visit.
in school:you can't even speak to your family and friends.

in prison:you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
in school:you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go behind bars.

Things I've Learned From The Movies

All telephone #s in America begin with 555.

Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer,it won't be necessary to speak the language.A German accent will do.

Kitchens don't have light switches.When entering a kitchen at night,you should open the fridge door,and use that light instead.

Cars that crash will almost always burst into flames.

If you find yourself caught in a misunderstanding that could be cleared up quickly with a simple explanaton,for goodness sake,keep your mouth shut.

Any person waking from a nightmare will sit bolt upright and pant.

A cough is usually the sign of a terminal illness.

All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.

When confronted by an evil internatonal terrorist,sarcasm and wisecracks are your best weapons.

1 man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them than 20 men firing at 1 man.

Creepy music coming from a cemetery should always be investigated more closely.

If being fired at by Germans,hide in a river or even a bath.German bullets are unable to penetrate water.

Most laptop computers are powerful enough to override communicaton systems of any invading alien civilization.

All computer disks will work in all computers,regardless of operating systems or configuations.

Police Departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they're delibrately assigned a partner who's their total opposite.

When they're alone,all foreigners prefer to speak English to each other.

Action heroes never face charges for manslaughter or criminal damage despite laying entire cities to waste by their actions.

You can always find a chainsaw when you need 1.

Any lock can be picked by a credit card or a paper clip in seconds-unless its the door to a burning building with a child trapped inside.

You can tell if somebody is British because they'll be wearing a bow tie.

When driving a car its normal to look not at the road,but at the person sitting beside you or in the back seat the entire journey.

An electric fence,powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an 8 year old child.

Having a job of any kind will make father forget their son's 8th birthday.

Honest and hard working policemen are traditionally gunned down 3 days before retirement.

If you're blond and pretty,its possible to become a world expert in nuclear fission at age 22.

Ways To Annoy On The Exam

1.Bring a pillow.Fall asleep(or pretend to)until the last 15 mins.Wake up,say "oh geez,better get cracking," and do some gibberish work.Turn it in a few minutes early.

2.Get a copy of the exam,run out screaming"Andre,Andre,I've got the secret documents!"

3.If it's a math/science exam,answer in essay form.If it's long answer/essay form,answer with #s and symbols.Be creative.Use the integral symbol.

4.Make paper airplanes out of the exam.Aim them at the instructors left nostril.

5.Talk the entire way through the exam.Read ?s aloud,debate your answers with yourself out loud.If asked to stop,yell out,"I'm SO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

6.Bring cheerleaders.

7.Walk in,get the exam,sit down.About 5 mins into it,loudly say to the instructor,"I don't understand ANY of this.I've been to every lecture all semester long!Whats the deal?And who the hell are you?Where's the regular guy?"

8.Bring a Game Boy(or Game Gear, etc)Play with the volume at max level.

9.On the answer sheet(book,whatever)find a new,interesting way to refuse to answer every ?.For example:I refuse to answer this on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs.Be creative.

10.Bring pets.

11.Run into the exam room looking about frantically.Breath a sigh of relief.Go to the instructor,say"They've found me,I have to leave the country"and run off.

12.15 mins into the exam,stand up,rip up all the papers into very small pieces,throw them into the air,and yell out "Merry Xmas!" If you're really daring,ask for another copy of the exam.Say you lost the 1st 1.Repeat this process every 15 mins.

13.Do the exam with crayons,paint,or fluorescent markers.

14.Come into the exam wearing a pair of birkenstocks,and nothing else.

15.Come down with a BAD case of Tourettes Syndrome during the exam.Be as vulger as possible.

16.Do the entire exam in another language.If you don't no 1,make 1 up!For math/science exams,try using roman numerals.

17.Bring things to throw at the instructor when they're not looking.Blame it on the person nearest you.

18.As soon as the instructor hands you the exam,eat it.

19.Walk into the exam with an entourage.Claim you're going to be taping your next video during the exam.Try to get the instructor to let them stay,be persuasive.Tell the instructor to expect a % of the profits if they're allowed to stay.

20.Every 5 mins,stand up,collect all your things,move to another seat,continue with the exam.

21.Turn in the exam approximately 30 mins into it.As you walk out,start commenting on how easy it was.

22.Do the entire exam as if it was multiple choice and true/false.If it is a multiple choice exam,spell out interesting things(DCCAB,BABE,etc)

23.Bring a black marker.Return the exam with all ?s and answers completely blacked out.

24.Get the exam.20 mins into it,throw your papers down violently,yell "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

25.Arrange a protest before the exam starts(i.e.Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyones done,they're all leaving after 1 hour to go drink)

26.Show up completely drunk.(Completely drunk means at sometime during the exam,you should start crying for mom)

27.Every now and then,clap twice rapidly.If instructor asks why,tell him/her in a very derogatory tone,the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper.DUH!

28.Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

29.Come to the exam wearing a black cloak.After about 30 mins,put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here,the phantom of the opera!" until they drag you away.

30.Go to an exam for a class you have no clue about,where you no the class is very small,and the instructor would recognize you if you belonged.Claim you've been to every lecture.Fight for your right to take the exam.

31.Upon receiving the exam,look it over,while laughing loudly,say you don't really expect me to waste my time on this?Days of our Lives is on!

32.Bring a water pistol with you.Nuff said.

33.From the moment the exam begins,hum the theme to Jeopardy.Ignore the instructors request for you to stop.When they finally get you to leave 1 way or another,begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

34.Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.

35.If the exam is math/science related,make up the longest proofs you could possibly think of.Get pi and imaginary #s into most equations.

36.Come in wearing a full knights outfit,complete with sword and shield.

37.Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam.Insist this person is needed because you have bad circulation.

38.Bring cheat sheets FROM ANOTHER CLASS(make sure this is obvious.like history notes for a calculus exam.otherwise you're not just failing,you're getting kicked out too)and staple them to the exam with the comment,Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit.

39.When you walk in,complain about the heat.Strip.

40.After you get the exam,call the instructor over,point to any question,ask for the answer.Try to work it out of them

41.1 word:Wrestlemania.

42.Bring balloons,blow them up,start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.

43.Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

44.Play frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room

45.Bring some large,cumbersome,ugly idol.Put it right next to you.Pray to it often.Consider a small sacrifice.

46.Get deliveries of candy,flowers,balloons,telegrams,etc sent to you every few minutes through the exam.

47.During the exam,take apart everything around you.Desks,chairs,anything you can reach.

48.Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

49.Bring an instrument with you,play various tunes.If asked to stop,say it helps me think.Bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you,challenging the instructor to find the section on instruments during finals.Don't forget to use told you so.

50.Answer the exam with the "Top 10 Reasons Why Professor x Sucks."

Snow

It's finally a good snow.I mean where you can actually sled on it.The biggest snow we've had before this was where the tips of the grass was just snowing,and tonight we're supposed to get 5-6 inches.It's already snowed alot,so I'm really happy the forecast was right because I finally get to snow!!!!

Dr Pepper,Skittles,and White Chocolate

Are amazing!!!!!!And super delicious.Sour stuff tastes pretty good as well.I would be sad if sour stuff,dr pepper,skittles,and white chocolate disappeared :( It would not be a happy day for me.

Pros,and Cons Of Swagbucks,and Lockerz

Swagbucks

Pros

• codes
• referrals can earn you swagbucks
• swagstakes
• rewards you for searching
• can earn bucks for trade-ins,poll ideas,etc.
• can earn things from your fav band,sports team,and more
• winning a buck is easier in the wee hours of the morning

Cons

• 1 account per household
• takes awhile to earn enough for more expensive stuff
• only have a chance winning a buck every time you search
• as above,if an older member,sometimes days go by without getting a buck,no matter how many times you search

Lockerz
Pros

• prizes are less points
• can earn more points faster once they fully launch
• can get double points when you get 20 accepted referrals
• can get points for watching videos

Cons

• until site fully launchs,you can only redeem at certain times until all prizes run out,which is fairly quickly
• they said they'd launch oct. 15th,then it became fall,now it's sometime this month
• some people never got their prizes
• some people are mad because they redeemed a prize,but got an amazon card,but don't want it because they were promised whatever prize they redeemed
• they take down the site for hours,even though they said it'd be back up in an hour
• points needed to redeem a prizes will go up once site is fully launched
• now you only get discounts on prizes

Stop Blaming Myspace

I personally never get on anymore,but I still think it's true.Yes,there are sexual predators on there,and yes,people do try to kidnap others because of Myspace.Doesn't mean you shouldn't have a Myspace,it just means you should be careful of who you add.Yes,14 year olds shouldn't really have Myspace till they're a little older or at least monitered by parents till they're older because the younger 1s have a tendency to use it for all the wrong reasons,NOT that I'm saying necessarly ALL do,but SOME do.

MYSPACE IS NOT YOUR BABYSITTER.WATCH YOUR KIDS,AND STOP BLAMING MYSPACE AND OTHERS FOR YOUR LACK OF PARENTING SKILLS.Anybody happen to catch Nightline the other night on ABC?In case you didn't,1 of the hot topics discussed was MySpace.It's no secret to anyone who reads the newspaper or watches the 6:00 news that MySpace has been in the limelight because of sexual predators trying to abduct,and corrupt the youth of the world.I see dozens of profiles a day showing 14 year old grls dressed like sluts,wearing 4 inches of makeup and 32 layers of eyeliner,displaying their age as 18 yr olds,and profile lines stating "Oh,I'm so sexy" or "Hey there.Wanna check up on it?" Come on!The youth of todays world are already corrupt enough due to the undying need to be older than they really are.I seriously doubt there are tons of people on MySpace stalking "innocent young girls" who just happen to have tramped up profiles and ages 4 years greater than their own.On Nightline,there was a story of a 12 year old girl who was a drug addict,and attributed it all to MySpace.She claims that Myspace allowed her to easily find drug dealers in her area,as well as older men to have sex with her.Now,at the age of 14,she has been checked into a drug rehabilitation clinic,and has been away from her family for 5 months.Her parents would rather place the blame squarely on the shoulders of MySpace instead of their daughter,who even admitted that at the age of 12,had already tried weed,crack,X,and had slept with numerous guys older than herself,but of course,it wasn't her fault,it was all because of MySpace.Once again,COME ON!When are parents and kids going to stop passing the blame,and grow up enough to take responsibility for their actions,and the actions of their kids.Parents:monitor your kids online,take some responsibility for YOUR kids!Kids:if a profile name sounds like something that comes out of a cheap horror movie,like "DARK ANGEL OF DEATH WHO EATS THE BRAINS OF GRLS" chances are you DON'T WANT TO ADD THEM AS A FRIEND.Apparently there is new legislation in Congress now to block MySpace in all public schools,and public libraries across the United States.All because little girls want to act like sluts,and don't want to accept the consequences of their actions,and parents don't want to accept the fact that their "innocent little girls" are posing as 18 year old crack whores trying to buy drugs.A 14 year old girl,and her mother have filed a lawsuit against Myspace because she was sexually assaulted by another user.She said he lied by saying he was on the high school football team,and THAT gained her trust.Obvisiously if thats all it took to gain her trust,chances are she'll pretty much trust anybody,and anyone(not really MySpaces fault).Shes suing Myspace for $30 million because she believes MySpace has poor security.WHAT A CROCK!Myspace is not a babysitting service,take responsiblity for your own actions!!!What happened to her is a terrible thing,and should never happen to anyone,period.Where were her parents?Why are they not held responsible for what their daughter does in their own home?Myspace has many,many ways of blocking out/screening people,some are:you have to ACCEPT the person you may or may not know as a friend,as well as DENY people you do or don't know,you can have certain sercurity measures added like making your profile private,or asking for last name,and email address,you can block a person,you can only associate with people you ALREADY know or simply you can't be on MySpace if you lack common sense.Eventually,if this continues,MySpace could be totally outlawed from the Internet.Restrictions will be put in place in order to make MySpace "safer." I don't know about you,but I use MySpace to keep in touch with my family,and friends,use it for messages,and just to have a space that is my own.Just because some kids want to act grown up,does that mean I may have to eventually give up my MySpace?If you feel the same way I do,please,repost this in your blogs or bulletins,or both as STOP BLAMING MYSPACE.If enough people post this,and spread the word,maybe people will get the picture,and stop blaming MySpace for every little thing that their kids do wrong.As a user of MySpace,we should all repost this,and take some sort of action.This isn't a chain letter,and nothing will happen to you if you don't repost this in 321,654,987 seconds.However,of all bulletins you'll read today,I'm sure that this 1 is the only 1 that actually has a point to it.Pass this on if you support Tom,and Myspace.It's about time adults take responsibility for their own kids,instead of blaming it on someone else!

My 1st Post Of 2010!!!!

WOOHOO!!!!!!2010!!!!!!What are your predictions for this year?This decade?Will it be better or worse then last decade?What are some of the most memorable moments of the last decade/year,bad or good?And now it's offically 1 week till my 19th birthday!!It's good it's on a friday this year.