Prison vs. School

in prison:you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
in school:you spend most of your time in a desk that sticks to your butt.

in prison:you get 3 meals a day.
in school:you only get a break for 1 meal and you have to pay for it.

in prison:you get time off for good behavior.
in school:you get rewarded for good behavior by being called the teacher's pet.

in prison:a guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
in school:you get locked out of your classroom from the inside.

in prison:you can watch TV and play games.
in school:you get detention for playing games.

in prison:you get your own toilet.
in school:you have to share and wait your turn in line.

in prison:they allow your family and friends to visit.
in school:you can't even speak to your family and friends.

in prison:you spend most of your life looking through bars from inside wanting to get out.
in school:you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go behind bars.