Monday, April 23, 2012
Anniversary
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Labels: anniversary, graduation
Wednesday, April 18, 2012
Epic Urbandictionary Entries
Danielle:Look,it's a girl riding a unicorn way up in the sky!
Jenny:Oh, it must be an Emily!Look at her go!
The Emily waves and smiles as she glides by on her unicorn.
emily-A code word for alcohol.
"Are we hangin with emily tonight?"
To pull a ross is to make an excuse on why you cant hand in your homework and usually revolves around "I cant find my book" or "its on my computer."
Teacher:Okay class,time to hand in your homework.
Billy:OH SHIT!I was too busy commenting on sasha's bebo to do it!I'm in the shit now!
Tom: Dude, just pull a ross
Billy: GREAT IDEA!
ross-To rob a car and or keyboard
Ross is gonna rob your car and/or keyboard
music-Ruined by MTV
We must save music
snorgtees-the unfunniest t-shirts in the history of ever,which are,for some reason,appearing on urbandictionary on a regular basis
What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common?They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.
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Labels: entries, funny, urbandictionary
Muahahaha!!!!
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Graduation
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Labels: graduation, memphis, paramedic, practical, school
Monday, February 13, 2012
Things I'm Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts
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Monday, January 23, 2012
Being 21
I'm 21 now,and it's been ok.I haven't drank a whole lot,but I have finally gone inside a casino.I haven't gambled once though because I haven't had a real urge to gamble at all.
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Saturday, December 24, 2011
Christmas Eve
So,I went to my boyfriend's grandparents for dinner today,and it was interesting.Definitely more kids then I'm used to running around.When they went to go open presents,we waited a few for the younger ones to open theirs so we didn't end up with a body part missing.I got blindsided because I wasn't expecting to get anything from them at all,but I did get an angry birds hat,a pin,and a couple framed pictures from him.I did get him a new knife though.